Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Donald Trump With All The Reasons He's Actually An Infant

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Jimmy Kimmel mocked Donald Trump on Tuesday night over the president’s plan to host UFC fights on the White House lawn next year as part of America’s 250th anniversary, an event that will also coincide with Trump’s 80th birthday.

Kimmel joked the real reason for the bouts may be that Trump is essentially “a child” with everyone treating him “like he’s 3 years old.”

“He is 3 years old,” Kimmel then argued, before laying out Trump’s toddler tendencies:

“He needs a lot of attention, so they let him have a press conference every day. He needs immediate gratification; they give him a Diet Coke button. He gets constant praise for nothing: ‘Oh, you did so good! Look how big you are! Your MRI is perfect!’ He takes nap time often in the middle of a meeting. They order him McDonald’s. He gets ice cream after dinner every night. He loves to use a Sharpie when he’s not supposed to. He wants to hear the same two songs over and over again. And he wears diapers.”

“He’s 3 years old,” Kimmel repeated, before zinging: “If we could just get him to start watching CoComelon instead of Newsmax, problem solved.”

Watch Kimmel’s full monologue here:

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