“I believe that if you want to make billions in one day, you have to do it the old-fashioned way,” he said. “Get elected president and sell crypto.”

He also came up with a new name for last month’s secret plan to sneak President Donald Trump off Air Force One and onto a military plane via a catering truck.

“Operation pig in a blanket,” the comic and actor called it.

Trump this week dismissed the security threat that caused him to swap planes, saying he receives threats because he’s so “consequential.”

“Non-consequential presidents don’t get threatened,” Trump said, adding that he wasn’t worried.

“You know my attitude? Whatever,” he said.

“Those were his wedding vows, too,” Anderson cracked. “Whatever.”

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