Meyers teased Trump for recently bestowing his chief of staff with a new nickname (“Susie Trump”), warning that he may want to take the name back.

Wiles, in Vanity Fair’s bombshell two-part story, said Trump had an “alcoholic’s personality,” referred to JD Vance as a “conspiracy theorist for a decade” and called Elon Musk an “avowed” ketamine user.

Meyers argued that it’s “weird” and “in many ways, it’s not surprising” that Wiles made the comments, except she has retained her job in the White House.

“She said the president she currently works for behaves like an alcoholic, the vice president is a conspiracy theorist and the most likely explanation for the ramblings of the richest man on earth is that he’s on drugs,” Meyers explained.

“It doesn’t sound like she works there, it sounds like she works here!”

The comedian swiftly launched into his impression of the president.

“Susie Meyers! Where is — where is Susie? Where is Susie? Susie Meyers we call her!” he remarked.

Watch more of Meyers’ Wednesday monologue on “Late Night.”