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Orgo-Life the new way to the future Advertising by AdpathwayPresident Donald Trump faced a wave of mockery and outrage after musing to reporters about the newly installed turf around the White House helipad.
While giving an impromptu tour, Trump, as he is wont to do, went off on a wild tangent, saying the grass was apparently in good spirits.
“You know, grass has a life like humans have a life,” Trump said. “This has all been redone, it’s all been topsoiled… Lot of good ingredients. If you’re grass, you’re very happy. This grass will look so beautiful.”
Trump then thanked the Scotts Miracle-Gro Company, which the president said donated the grass. He called it a “great company” while bragging about how they donated to his 2024 campaign.
“They actually contributed to my campaign, I must be honest,” Trump said. “You’ll figure that one out.”
Critics on social media blasted Trump for his incessant focus on vanity projects instead of the Iran war and the issues facing everyday Americans. Others mocked the perceived absurdity of the president’s statements:
When he does stuff like this I always lament that America doesn't have a figurehead position w/ no actual political power where we can offload dangerous morons that ppl want to vote for and they can just like...do ceremonial stuff and suck up a lot of oxygen w/o breaking things https://t.co/z6KSzpBNcI
— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) August 19, 2026Brand new earth on top & if you're grass, you're very happy. Isn't that sweet. This is what he spends his time on while consumers pull back on spending bc they can't afford to live in Trumpland. He does nothing to reduce the prices we pay & he promised us he would. https://t.co/U1CdAVzM2c
— Rebecca Clester (@ClesterRebecca) August 19, 2026Iran war quagmire, gas prices at their highest August prices ever, inflation is surging, affordability is ruining the lives of millions, and this asshole is walking around talking about grass and his money wasting vanity projects.
Tick tock…the midterms are barreling Down… https://t.co/InsgSjExGO
Oh Darlings—Trump is descending into turf madness.
He is playing turf therapist on the South Lawn—insisting that the lawn soil features 'good ingredients' and declaring 'if you’re grass, you’re very happy' https://t.co/oh5D5AirCe
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